never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin.
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them