im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob
boo is one letter from boob too tho
life is just full of miracles
Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth
why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?