do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me
YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.